Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

christian fredrik

It`s originally used as term of the molested. It comes from South Africa and is considered a disease.

omg, i think i am christian fredrik

by asaputeligger March 8, 2017

Christian Boi

Part of CatsWithSMGS squad Also know as Gabe and killer of sinners!!

Christian Boi

That’s not very Christian of you!!!!!

by Zombiekilla678 October 25, 2020

christian higgins

pee pee poo poo like boob very much

"chsrisan love boob"
"man he sure does"\
"christian higgins love boob"

by chiggins43 October 29, 2018

Christian Player

A religious virgin who's a total tool.

Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck

by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016

christian diaz

ur typical white hispanic boy, who always feels the need to be RIGHT about everything! he's got sum nice shoes tho and can hop like a wabbit to pretty high places.

usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy

cannot be tied down, must be free to wander

make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)

** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **

oh thats such a christian diaz move!

by shembulock123 November 2, 2017

Natalie and Christian

Both very shy but they are two people that are perfect together and they will always find a way to fight through their problems. No matter how hard it is, they will go though all their problems to love each other till the end.

Natalie and Christian will love each other forever.

by NatAttack23 July 13, 2017