Christian Zaleski

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.

Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski

by The randy reed December 25, 2022

Christian Wells

cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.

Wichita Kansas history museum has the history of Christian Wells.

by Carter Way November 29, 2010

Christian Gabriel

A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.

Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?

Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes

by [ ? ] May 6, 2019

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021

Christian Player

A religious virgin who's a total tool.

Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck

by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016

Natalie and Christian

Both very shy but they are two people that are perfect together and they will always find a way to fight through their problems. No matter how hard it is, they will go though all their problems to love each other till the end.

Natalie and Christian will love each other forever.

by NatAttack23 July 13, 2017