American Chop Suey

The act of shitting on someones face, then punching them in the nose/mouth, to the point where it becomes a mess of blood, shit, and teeth.

LaFawnduh wasn't expecting the American Chop Suey she had for dinner last night.

by shfifty five May 31, 2007

Chop

A synonym (A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language, you uncultured swines!) for masturbate, wank.

Today, instead of going to school, I think I\'ll have a chop!

by Al West April 26, 2005

chop suey

To karate chop the back of someone's neck in a manner meaning to injure or stun. Usually takes place when a friend is moving in on some chick, and ESPECIALLY when he's moving in on the G-nade (grenade - ugliest girl of a group of two or more girls).

Person1: John's moving in on the g-nade
Person2: Fuck that
*Chop Suey*
John: Ah fuckin bastards

by andrew Spurway July 19, 2005

Chop Chop

A quick way of expressing the act of robbing people, preferably drug dealers.

Heard first from Sudanese gang members in Australia.

Man One:
Whats going on this weekend? we need to make some money and fast, what you recon?

Man Two:
Chop Chop?

Man One:
Yeh man ok.

by Jamdon Sudo January 28, 2010

chop

For a woman to give a man oral sex.

Man i got chopped by this one female it was hella bomb!

by Kir'stie May 30, 2005

chop

a local south african word for idiot or dumbass
often used in the local town of Brakpan and benoni

He just messed up a game of hacki sack ....what a chop!
you chop!!

by Carnagefear May 5, 2006

chop

to karate chop somebody hard as fuc when they say something stupid (or say "dats a chop")

"Mannnnnnnnnn dis hoe I know sucked my dick so good last night boi" Pitiful Man said. Nigga wasn't U at work last night nigga dats a chop nigga I should chop yo dick off just 4 lying on yo nuts like dat boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by BOI BOI April 13, 2007