Penis Check

When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."

Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"

by ajax1111 November 12, 2011

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writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

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check

To ejaculate, usually during masturbation.

"Dude! Why is my magazine all wet?"

"Oh, I saw that picture of those two girls making out and I just had to check all over it."

by imnakedhamadeyoulook May 31, 2009

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hoe check

A term used in FFXI originated in a linkshell called "FriendlyFire". It is basically used to tick off the person that is being /telled. It can be applied as a response to all wh- questions.

>>Belkin: yo
Belkin>>: sup?
>>Belkin: nothin, just hoe checking.

by Budhabiwiz July 3, 2006

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check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

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cake check

similar to the dutch oven, a cake check is when you let one go under the covers and keep it sealed. you then open one side to let the air escape and it hits you in the face just like when you open up an oven to check on a cake.

you're sitting in bed with your significant other and you let one go (silently since it will work best that way), then open up the end near your partner's side and say "cake check!"

by ba_bface February 5, 2010

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Status Check

Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.

Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"

by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010

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