candycock

A dick that is sweet to suck on.

Come here, candycock!

by fred.flintstone.21224 November 8, 2010

Candy Boyfriend

The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"

Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"

Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"

by Konosk April 19, 2011

chaddywack

When a man named Chad uses his penis to slap a girl in the face.

Wow, Chad just chaddywacked me all night long, im going to have a bruise.

by CHAD101 September 29, 2011

Candy Sack

Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.

Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org

by darthdinn December 27, 2011

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 6, 2015

candy

Candy: Little sweet treats you eat.

Candy can be sour, sweet, or tart.

by Hidden Meany July 2, 2014

Candy

A thing childmolsters try to attract kids with.

Hey do you heard about Timmy. I heard he was kidnapped by the candy man.

by TastyUnicorn January 13, 2017