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by DS798 August 27, 2025
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Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.
Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.
by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025
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little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025
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Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday
by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025
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hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with
Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc
by Yursuzz February 16, 2025
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cannon

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.
by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025
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