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Californians

Ok, a lot of people seem to be finding a lot of stereotypes about Californians, which I have NEVER heard about actually, considering I live in California. And I don't know where people are getting those. Classy? Ok, we're not gangsta but we're not classy. We're normal.

Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.

If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.

I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.

What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Tourist:"Californians are stupid whiny fagz!"
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."

*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
by Cathy Kay April 22, 2011
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California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.
She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.
by Skins Not Sacks January 19, 2007
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California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.
California is my home, therefore I'm happy.
by Jason July 19, 2007
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californa wild fire

the use of a lighter or match to light a girls pubes on fire. then using your jizz to put the fire out.
barbara logan price was shocked when i performed the californa wild fire like a true professional
by milford cubical June 29, 2006
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California high

a thing where you push a pressue point on your neck and you pass out...people've died so dont freaking do it
Jill and Nikki are in the basement killing off brain cells doing california high.
by Me1111111111111 September 23, 2005
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Hotel California

None of the definitions on here are correct about hotel california. Well some are SORT OF correct, but the real story behind hotel california is, before 1969 the one hotel california that they were talking about was a satanist church. If you have ever seen the actual cover of the original album you can see the "leader" of the satanist church anton levey.
Hotel California, One of the popular songs by The Eagles, was about a sort of things. 1. It had references to drugs 2. It had references to sex

and finally

3. The song was about a satanist church that was turned into a hotel in 1969.
by TheSweetChild December 13, 2006
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Californians

are the classiest mother fuckers in the U.S... BITCHES!
who are those people? they're classy as fuckin hell!

THOSE MUST BE CALIFORNIANS!
by hellya97 January 3, 2011
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