covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

Dummy Clout

Clout obtained from doing dumb things. Often people seeking attention.

Irvin’s been getting dummy clout, did u see that vid on insta of him trashing the dollar store? He got over 5k followers from that.

by ZuiyOTF47 April 16, 2023

pussy clotter

People who’s a pussy filled with lots of yappage. Person who talks a lot of shit but doesn’t make any sense. But also a pussy at the same time.

Hey keigan you talk a lot of shit for being a pussy. You pussy clotter

by Jewbag21 December 27, 2023

mouth clout

word of mouth, notoriety. especially when someone’s done something slightly stupid or iconic

damn girl, what can I to get to get that much damn mouth clout? everyone knows you lit the cafeteria microwave on fire, not sure I’d be able to beat that

by analplanes December 3, 2023

Organized clutter

The definition of organized clutter is having an area that is organized but full of clutter.

An example for organized clutter is when a room is full of junk and useless stuff making clutter. But is's organized to the person who has all that organized junk. An outsider may view this as hoarding or an abomination of clutter that needs to be cleaned. But the person who has organized clutter would view this as organize clutter because the viewer betrays this as clean clutter everything is organized the way they like it except everything is a mess because it's cluttered how it's supposed to be to that person

by Topanga Heart December 6, 2023

for clout

the antithesis of “be so for real,” being “for clout” means that an individual or group is performing for notoriety or being ingenious for the benefit of themselves.

Drake is literally so for clout right now, he couldn’t be for real if he tried.

by babydood February 14, 2024