Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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Church Whore

A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.
Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.
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church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!
Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.
by JobinSwag August 31, 2015
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Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.
Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.
by FireCrotch17 May 11, 2020
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Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 03, 2019
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Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.
C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 03, 2010
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