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Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair
by Death Menace June 27, 2023
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that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it
oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*
by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
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Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now
When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair
by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022
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it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.
A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?
by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017
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Red chair

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
by HugeCannon October 8, 2025
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Penis Chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018
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