Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

by RRP crew August 13, 2010

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captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

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Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

by candapone April 2, 2014

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Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her

Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019

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capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

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Ex-caping

Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.

Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!

by Diksha Gupta April 19, 2008

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