butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 08, 2023

butthole chin

A chin that looks like a butthole

You know who has a butthole chin? Tom Brady does

by Cumclot69 May 04, 2022

Butthole-aholic

Someone who is always a butthole, especially when they know it bothers you.

Teacher- Why are you such a butthole-aholic?
Student- Because, it makes'em squirm!

by Kittycatkiller June 26, 2018

Cinco De Butthole

You have anal, and you pour tequila in your partners butthole and then suck it back out.

Alec gave zach a cinco de butthole

by ZABTS May 06, 2022

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje December 02, 2015

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy November 06, 2015

Deflated Butthole

An oreo cookie without the creme filling.

You take two apart and make a double-stuff, and then you got a deflated butthole leftover and you eat that.

by Jenpai May 12, 2022