Peanut Butter Poopwich

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009

Dungeon Butter

The sticky sweat a man gets that makes his scrotum stick to his inner thigh

After working out at the gym i have accumulated a large amount of dungeon butter on my nuts.

by jaided November 14, 2010

Booty Butter

A salted or unsalted stick of butter used to lube the asshole of an unsuspecting person, before anal penetration.

When Jimmy woke up this morning he was startled to find a disfigured stick of "Booty Butter" next to his bed. He could only cry, for he knew what had happened the night before.

by LemonadeRain January 13, 2017

peanut butter baby

A baby covered in peanut butter

Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen

by Gini pig July 15, 2017

The Peanut Butter Cup

When having anal sex with a fat chick, you pull your dick out and you fill her belly button with the shit stuck to your dick.

So I'm slammin it in her soupbean and I consider going for the pink sock, but since I work for her dad, I decided to just give her The Peanut Butter Cup instead.

by blueSiclone January 26, 2011

doodoo butter

The mix of butt sweat and/or poo left over from wiping, anal seepage, after a hard days work.

Man, I had the runs at work today and it was so hot that now I have doodoo butter.

by Mr40oz October 24, 2008

rice burner

Any Car that as a coffee can exaust that is sparking on the ground because the "proud" owner of the super-fast-civic cut the springs on his suspension instead of getting the car professionally lowered.

Super-Sucky-Civic or Airplane Civic

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004