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Alabama brown bomber 

Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy

Red Brown bone 

Red Brown Bones are women with red undertones such as Ciara, Taraji, Keri hilson, Sydney park, Yara shahidi, Chole bailey, halle bailey, jada pinkett, zazzie beetz, Megan good, Aaliyah, Rihanna, Claudette ortiz, Christina millian, sanaa.
She's the Red brown bone with long curly hair, thick thighs, hourglass, slim waist in shape, she about 5'3 red undertones, light golden brown complexion, Melanated perfection, why she look familiar? because she's candace.
Red Brown bone by Unfolded July 5, 2021

The Brown Snake 

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
The Brown Snake by majesticasf November 17, 2021

Sam brown 

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team
Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
Sam brown by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022

carson brown from dsst 

Carson brown from dsst gets to many bitches!!!!!!
He is the most loyal boy friend!!!!
carson has a masive shlong

and has a thing for guys.

especialy guys named logan

-cailtin pls tale him back sempi uwu
carson brown from dsst, save some bitches for the rest of us!

Cold Brown 

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.
Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.
Cold Brown by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022