brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

by blockrader September 3, 2009

Brown Stroke

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.

Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.

by Gomesci June 28, 2010

Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.

At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.

by Myra Meins December 14, 2010

Brown-Hawking

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.

man, why you brown-hawking that dude?

by Saort May 11, 2011