A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022
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Get the national blowjob daymug. A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
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Get the National Blowjob Daymug. Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.
formerly a boob-job
formerly a boob-job
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me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
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Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a
Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.
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