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Butthole Molestation

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.
Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.
by hgo9889 September 21, 2014
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salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.
Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.
by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015
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Blueberry Butthole

The result of receiving rimjobs from every Blue Man Group member
That girl got so lucky last night after the show, she left with a blueberry butthole
by Promiscuous caveman July 20, 2016
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Smoky Butthole

Where is your smoky butthole gone?
by toxynoid November 20, 2016
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flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else
i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night
by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016
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