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LP Belle

British Slang for massive Bellend- Someone so generally untrustworthy and rubbish at any game they play that they normally splat
Yo, that Guys a massive LP Belle
by buuurd April 15, 2021
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bell clappers

A disability in which your balls can twist cutting off blood supply and causing excruciating pain, if not treated within a day (sometimes a matter of hours in severe cases) your balls can just die. Contrary to popular belief ADOLF Hitler didn’t in fact have this condition.

Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
James: “Did you hear about John with the twisty balls?”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
by It’s clapping time July 2, 2019
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Bell-Enditus

To suffer from being a bell end.
Guy 1: That bloke is a bell end.

Guy 2: Yeah he suffers from bell-enditus
by Sean (via Lou) June 12, 2008
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Kristen Bell

To Kristen Bell something is to take a beverage (typically alcoholic in origin) and fill it to a point much higher than what is typical.
Person 1: hey could you get me some more wine?
Person 2: yeah sure here you go, I Kristen Belled it for you
by MaxAndStuff June 7, 2023
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Lui Bell

Big dick gym tank, all the women are attracted to him and he just has to look at a woman to make her horny.
Wow that Lui Bell does acctually have the biggest cock ever.
by LIL REKZ January 5, 2022
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belle (name)

Belle is a mischievous girl who will flirt with anyone but deep down she's a hopeless romantic. She often has a lot of power and conrtol
Lauren Belle why do you always have a boyfried
Belle (name): It's in my blood
by Kukokuchia March 31, 2016
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