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Battle Cunt

A cunt the Battle’s.
Man, Sandy sure has a battle cunt.
by Really Boi February 10, 2018
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houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween
I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama
by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021
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Battle of the sexes

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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