Baseball

the only sport that a player has to score from where you started, not away.

Soccer: try to kick the ball in your opponent's goal
Hockey: put the putt into the other net.
Golf: hit the golf ball to the hole that's like miles away from you.
Basketball: shoot the ball into your opponent's basket.
BASEBALL: SCORE HOME TO WIN A RUN!

by i.love.nicole September 24, 2009

Base God

Misheard lyric of Lil B. Also spelled basegod. It is actually Based God.

Joe: Oh yeah? Well I'm so base god. You should have seen the girls i was with last night.

Jerome: No. It's Based God. Lil B is gonna F**K your B***H for this.

by Rodzilla7861 January 5, 2011

baseball

Life (stupid urbandictionary is messing with the simplicity of this definition).

Person 1: Baseball is life
Person 2: That's repetitive, life is life?

by zachakabaseballgod October 16, 2006

Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

barefooted

A girl or boy who is always Barefoot and always enjoys getting there bare soles dirty. Walking around Barefooted feels amazing I know because I always do it and I love it 👣

Look at the barefooted boy/girl look how dirty there feet are

by The Barefooted Boy March 9, 2017

Jelly Baseball

when two males sit across from each other at a restraunt and throw jelly packets underhanded at each other. One throws while the other hits it with a butterknife

"no way, i just got a grand slam because i smeared jelly over your head"
"But you used a fork!, and the rules clearly stipulate butterknife only"

by Eric Meyer April 25, 2004

Baseball

A wonderful and fun game to watch play. The modern game of baseball was invented in by Alexander Cartwright, an American, born in New York city, New York(Not Canada for the ignorant Canadians who try to claim something they have no right to). Baseball is a game of speed, focus, concentration, strength, and even strategy(who to pinch hit, should you just show a pinch hitter to confuse the other team, who to walk what to throw in what situation to achieve what you are trying to do). The game of baseball, like someone else on here mentioned, is a game a lot of people, especially when they do not look at all the aspects of the game, think it is boring. The game of baseball is in fact, in my opinion, quite fast. It could be a 0-0 game in the 7th inning lets say and someone could hit a grandslam and theres 4-0. At any time in baseball, at least 1 point can be added to the board with one swing of the bat if its a homer.

PS: Sometimes lets say i go to get some chips or something and get back and even though i took only a minute I missed seeing 3 or more points being scored, that is way faster than football.

Canadian: Canada invented baseball, eh
Me: No you didn't "EH"(says mockingly) it was invented by Alexander Cartwright in the late 1800s who was born in New York
Canadian; Oh I apoligize then eh, at least we both agree baseball kicks ass, eh?
Me: True that.

by Daver91 November 27, 2011