Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.
I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.
Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG
Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG
by DickSickDick March 27, 2010
Get the Tea Bagger mug.A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.
Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
by Andy June 12, 2008
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A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
by DouG August 6, 2003
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by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004
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2. An Mk 9-banger flash-bang, one of the most loudest flash-bangs you can buy.
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Guy 1: What'd you do with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I 9-banged her!
Guy 1: Holy fuck!
Guy 2: Behold! I am the 9-banger!!
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by Try hard gamer November 8, 2011
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somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.
Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...
Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..
Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..
Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..
Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..
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Get the barbers mug.A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
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