shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

baby bump

The abdomen area of a pregnant woman. As the fetus/baby grows so does a woman's belly. Thus it is referred to as a "baby bump."

"Looking at the size of her baby bump she must be due any day."
"Is she getting fatter or is that a baby bump?"

by angel carter March 17, 2006

babies arm

Complement regarding the size of one'd dick.

His dick must have been 12" long, it was like a babies arm!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

fur baby

noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."

I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!

by Goolia January 11, 2008

Flipper Baby

A severely deformed baby, normally created by abusing whippits while pregnant or some other drug. Most do not survive or end up major pop stars.

Shit, I shouldn't have had sex on X, now I have this lame ass flipper baby.

by CaseyLC June 2, 2008

Walmart baby

An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.

My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.

by melocruze November 9, 2008

Trump baby

Any child that was unfortunate enough to be born during the rein of Mr President Donald Trump.

Person a:That kid is racist!

Person b:... he's a trump baby.

by Wassermelone19 November 18, 2016