slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.
by Clara Clayton July 22, 2016
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baby fuzz

Before a baby gets a full head of hair. It is usually in little patches.
"Aw look at his baby fuzz!"
by Lee Ann Rolan July 07, 2008
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shower babies

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
by Jesse October 30, 2003
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baby bump

The abdomen area of a pregnant woman. As the fetus/baby grows so does a woman's belly. Thus it is referred to as a "baby bump."
"Looking at the size of her baby bump she must be due any day."
"Is she getting fatter or is that a baby bump?"
by angel carter March 06, 2006
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babies arm

Complement regarding the size of one'd dick.
His dick must have been 12" long, it was like a babies arm!
by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003
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fur baby

noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."
I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!
by Goolia December 30, 2007
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Flipper Baby

A severely deformed baby, normally created by abusing whippits while pregnant or some other drug. Most do not survive or end up major pop stars.
Shit, I shouldn't have had sex on X, now I have this lame ass flipper baby.
by CaseyLC May 31, 2008
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