ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.

Today, I went to the ANUS.

by DefinitionMaster2026 August 21, 2025

Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.

Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty

by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023

anu

a cool asian person that plays minecraft everyday and loves anime

wow you are such a anu

by anuuu November 6, 2017

ANUS QUOTE

Believe it or not an ASUS

Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 11, 2021