American Abortion

When a pregnant woman lies down and a man does a canon ball on her stomach thus causing the baby to shoot out like the rocket.

1.My wife couldn't get a normal abortion so I gave her an american one while she was sleeping.

2.I didn't want a second kid so I gave my wife an american abortion while she was asleep.

by ObamaNeedsToBeHungAndShot December 28, 2008

America

A borderless economic zone, run by Israel, whose national religion is the worship of gay niggers.

I am trying to move anywhere that isn't America(n).

by imgonnastabu January 13, 2022

Good Morning America

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.

Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.

by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010

Agro American

A White American of Red Neck ancestry

The Agro American revolt of 1993 Resulted in a large shift in political and economic workmanship.

by Information Express January 15, 2005

american beer

H2O (or HOH) is the most abundant molecule on the surface of the earth. At room temperature it is a nearly colorless, tasteless, and odorless liquid. Boils at 100°C, freezes at 0°C. You should drink at least 8 glasses of it a day.

The Temperance Movement took a toll on the production and quality of american beer.

by g f b February 27, 2008

North America

A continent that includes Canada, USA, and Mexico. It's probably the most powerful continent on the face of the planet.

North America pwns every other continent.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

american pie

One of the most funny movies ever. Just gotta love it!Stifler rules!!!All three parts are truly great symbols of modern popular culture!

Stifler: She´s gonna be like suck on my nipples like you´r milkin´ a cow

by Andymeister September 19, 2005