NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

pretty as a swastika

1.) when a girl has black hair, really white skin and wears blood red lipstick, she looks "pretty as a swastika"

2.) a term marilyn manson uses to get girls to have sex with them

3.) something thats red white and black

guy- "your as pretty as a swastika"
girl- "oh thank you sir"

marilyn manson- "when I see you in the sun your as pretty as a swastika!!!!"

girl- "ohhhh baby!!! I love you.......lets go back to my place *gets naked and humps marilyn manson's leg*

guy- nice shirt you have on
other guy- thank you, its black red and white

by night78956 June 20, 2009

busty asain

A rare sighting of seeing an Asian girl with natural large breasts

An Asian with a natural D cup

by cpk June 30, 2005

asain fuckstick

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

Happy as a blue cat

When you're calm out relaxation and serenity, not boredom.

Joe: You been watching movies all day?

Bob: Yeah, I'm happy as a blue cat.

by Kremcoin January 7, 2011

Square as a nut

This is a phrase commonly used when someone is very happy or feeling good.

Finley: Hey smooch how you doing?
Smooch: im square as a nut

by Oggy junior September 11, 2016

dumb as a doornail

someone who is just stupid,
and doesn't even know what doornail means anway so isn't really insulted by the term anyway.

"are you saran wrap?"
"who's that?"
"wow your dumb as a doornail"

by ashleyyaddiction September 7, 2007