National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

by taromybobatea August 3, 2022

Amanda

Hood Rat

Amanda just wants to do hood-rat things with her hood-rat friends

by Pooper2Hotty May 6, 2015

Amanda

Slut! Can be obtained and fucked in an extreamly short time, usually to someone that has no game.

She is such an amanda.

by christopher peek January 23, 2008

Amanda

verb- to knock ones self unconscious with the intent of avoiding something, such as a painful death

"Emily, just go amanda yourself so you can sleep!"
"Shit, the plane is going down! I'm gonna pull an amanda!"

by EZpunkchick December 1, 2006

Amanpreet

A mean jerk who is consistently rude to others and has no manners, normally insults ppl with no regret but is very considerate

You are such an Amanpreet.

by Kayla88 December 20, 2017

Amanda Jones

Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.

Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!

by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009

Amanda

a man... DUHHH.

Amanda is not a girl.. thats a man.. duh.

by ashley_rogers08 May 24, 2009