The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by Tb515 December 3, 2023
Get the Masonmug. he is very cool because he is very good at video games and is very handsome, his pp is bigger then vingles.
by doesyourmom6969 March 2, 2021
Get the Masonmug. Luca mason is a nitty.
Never lend any valuables to this individual because you will never see them again unless you pressure the nitty.
Luca mason is the type of guy to sell vapes to your little sister and her friends.
Never lend any valuables to this individual because you will never see them again unless you pressure the nitty.
Luca mason is the type of guy to sell vapes to your little sister and her friends.
by ManlikeKilo July 1, 2023
Get the Luca masonmug. by aliyahjohnson772 April 13, 2023
Get the Masonmug. 
