Jim

The god of the world and life. Jim is the god of all gods you must hail him.

Person 1: Do you hail Jim?
Person 2: Of course i do!

by HBombBomb July 16, 2021

jim

A place people go to weightlift and exercise.

Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Let's go jim now!

by JustYoAverageJimRat July 12, 2022

Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.

Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!

by JimmyMac9 June 6, 2024

slim jim

something known for either eating or sticking up your mate's ass

I stuck a slim jim up Mr johnsons ass when he fell asleep at the school lock up

by slimjims are nice June 17, 2022

Jimmed

Jim is the code word for weed and smoking.

Jimmed: “Yo bro, wanna go see Jim later... Yes, of course I do...what time?.... idk. I’ll let you know when we go see jimmy

by tenjen69 October 11, 2019

Jim

A Jim, or anyone with the name Jim is the pinnacle of humankind. Jim’s are kind, Karina loving people with immense brain power and intellectual capability. Jim’s are the kind of people who will lead the world into the future with all their great thinking. Jim’s are also capable of great sex, due to their amazing technique good length and nice girth. Altogether Jim’s are the best kind of humans you can get.

Hey are you called Jim
Yeah
Well, you must be great
Hell yeah

Hey Jim you ready to have sex again
Yeah, of course, I have the stamina of a cheetah
Nice let’s bang right away

by ArabicDave312 September 3, 2022

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022