When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.
by Taint tamer September 12, 2019
A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 07, 2017
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by Bunhandle February 15, 2023
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel Bridges is incomprehensible.
by 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 December 22, 2023
An innovative variant on the famed Golden Gate Bridge. It is a sexual act involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 1st guy on the far side of the bed is doing one of the girls doggy style (The start of the Bridge/tunnel). The girl he's doing is performing cunnilingus on the other girl (the tunnel, 'cuz she's down under) The girl receiving head is performing fellatio on the other guys, on the other side of the bed, completing the bridge tunnel.
by YankeeFanToo February 16, 2020
A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 29, 2016