dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.

Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.

by The mighty egg December 9, 2019

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020