Hit the shower

verb. To take a shower.

Time to hit the shower and get gangsta'd up from the feet up cuz i'm gonna party tonite.

by Swoopa January 24, 2009

KFC shower

To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.

Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.

by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010

gang shower

A public shower room at a gym, dorm or beach with multiple shower heads so a bunch of dudes can do the nude and shower up at the same time ... and gang bang the smallest guy there. One must be sportin a softy at all times in a gang shower.

Justin: "Hey, Jason. You been workin out?"
Jason: "Yeah, getting tired of being banged in the gang shower every morning."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Meteor Shower

Like a Golden Shower, but the person pissing has kidney stones. Thus raining down "meteors" down on the recipient.

I heard Ethan gave Chloe a meteor shower last night.

by NightHawk674 May 17, 2017

taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

by annacakes January 17, 2009

Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010