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Jinxed Yourself

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.
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by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024
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Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020
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Suck Yourself

Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning
someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)
by Splicstx November 14, 2017
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Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.
-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!
by Potatis November 17, 2018
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Oozing yourself

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes
by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025
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keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.
He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .
by Realbossish January 16, 2020
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Kill Yourself

A common phrase used when someone does something of a mild inconvenience to you.
Person 1: Fortnite Sucks!

You: kill yourself.

Person 2: "hey nerd, Nice shoes! 2001 called and apparently, something happened to the world trade center."

You: Kill yourself.
by harloold March 7, 2023
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