Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
Get the I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷 mug.When something, usually minor or irrational, annoys or frustrates you to the point of not being able to let it go. The feeling usually invokes a skin-crawl, murderous eye-twitch, intense cringing or straight up snapping at the source of the titch. Almost like an ick, but not quite.
The sound of Mary chewing her gum is titching me out.
Yes! It always titches me when she does that.
Can you please stop pacing around? It's titching me out.
Are you trying to titch (me out) ?
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Can you please stop pacing around? It's titching me out.
Are you trying to titch (me out) ?
by WordFiend69 February 7, 2024
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Jax, your face looks like an elephant.
Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
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My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
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Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Worlds apart - we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
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