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Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
by Bambianca June 10, 2024
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Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.
Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?
by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023
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Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.
We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.
by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025
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Hot ChoChotes

Hot Chocolate or Cocoa but getting confused, i.e. brainfarting, and saying both at the same time.
Kid - “Hey mom, do you have any Hot ChoChotes?”
Mom – “Wait, what? Hot what?”
by WarheD September 4, 2013
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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 15, 2022
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Hot dogger

Someone who says their gonna do something but doesn’t
Bro stop being a hot dogger and do it
by Craig dom September 4, 2021
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