The Hot Dog Game

The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting

Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!

You: Uh I guess so

by UncleJimmy6969 November 2, 2021

Raw Dog

The act of eating a corndog without condiments, such as mustard.

Shit. The folks at Sonic forgot to put mustard in my bag… guess I’ll have to raw dog these 13 corndogs… at least it’s 50 cent corndog day…

by Kong June 21, 2022

Dog

The only thing keeping me happy in life

My dog is great. I love petting my dog

by Thunderstryke the Depressed April 15, 2021

Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Dog Buv

Dog crap. If you have to put it to words and music BUV is what happens when the dog craps

MY dog is so smart she makes dog buv right in front of the toilet.

by tymmchn1969 March 7, 2025

doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019