Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog 20/20, similar to icing them. They have 6 minutes to finish it or they will be required to drink another. Popularized by the spruce boys of WVU. Cannot be refused.

This is the third time I’ve been mad dogged today by six, I am fucking hammered. I am definitely mad dogging six back.

by Daniel Sox May 9, 2020

Dogs

1) Fluffy potatoes

2) Oval shaped things on the end of your foot

1) I took my dogs on a walk

2) My dogs were cold without socks on

by I_LoveIcedTea March 1, 2023

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Dog

An animal. Its family is the canine mammal family.

“The dog had black fur with brown eyes.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

dog eatre

A phenomenon where a person is said to indulge in the consumption of dogs on a regular basis.

That man is a hungry dog eatre.

by RDRMR January 18, 2022

Pussy dog

A person who talks shit but can't take it back and are just an overall shit cunt

Oi spj you pussy dog you're a shit cunt

by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022