“Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”
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by RankKat July 8, 2021

dog that is alfalfa
scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.
scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.
by anonymous January 23, 2021

A skateboarders term for someone who can't drop in the deep end and is only a skateboarder for the fashion. Lots of tight pants, rolled cuffs, rolled bills, some go for the huge gaged earrings, stupid hair, etc. basically someone who is trying way too hard to look cool.
by Kdog1962 February 13, 2014
