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Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.
I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.
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Fat bitch balls

Me-"Hey lee"
Nibba to my right-"don't you mean fat bitch"

*high five*
Lee-*cries*

Fat bitch balls- lee shellfish
by GodItself May 16, 2018
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Watch the Ball

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.
by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020
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Molly balling

The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.
That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.
by tylerluvsraves September 14, 2016
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Balls Deep Fantasy League

A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
Everyone wants to play Hubba in the Balls Deep Fantasy League
by BallsDeepSkeet November 15, 2011
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balls dementia

the act of stating something and promptly forgetting you had stated it mere moments before.
This can happen with any word or sentence, but is most commonly seen in sentences where the person stating something happens to use the word 'balls.'
Kyle: "balls."
Rain: "why'd you say balls"
Kyle: "i don't remember saying that"
Rain: "it was two minutes ago"

Kyle: "I think I got balls dementia"
by AdurnaFeon October 15, 2022
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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.
Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.
by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022
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