National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022
Get the National blowjob daymug. You :Sends nudes
Someone: why did you send that to me
You: it’s national send nudes day
Someone: ohhhhhh
Someone: sends nudes
Someone: why did you send that to me
You: it’s national send nudes day
Someone: ohhhhhh
Someone: sends nudes
by PaddyWacker06 September 2, 2022
Get the National send nudes daymug. It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
Get the National Dick Pic Mondaysmug. May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
Get the National Shit Yourself Daymug. The 29th of each month
Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day
Her: ok sure *sends tits*
Her: ok sure *sends tits*
by Bottylicker December 28, 2021
Get the National send tits to a name that starts with Bmug. by J@$H February 18, 2022
Get the national bully mason day: the preludemug. The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.
by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021
Get the national bOOb daymug.