Chili-Dog Showdown

You eat a chili dog, and then you ride on a roller coaster. If you didn’t puke, you eat another chili dog and then ride again until you puke.

Alright then, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown. Whoever wins gets the girl.

“Damn it, Jerry, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown.”

by JHERRRY June 6, 2025

Dog

God backwards. Coincidence? I think not.

O my Dog, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee.

by coveted seed June 7, 2025

Dog

A man’s best friend

I love my dog

by Nattyyyyyy June 10, 2025

yo dog sexy

a slang for someones girlfriend mainly used in parts of UNITED STATES and UK

example: "aye yo dog sexy'

'thanks twin you too".

used to describe girl in a objectifying way

by ray pisty June 11, 2025

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025