Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016

Dirty Alek

When a medium sized dick mam absolutely rails a random hoe named Lola while a very sexy man by the name of Ricky watches and then proceeds to jack off in front of them

Did you see the dirty alek take place at our local elementary school?

by Big papi Theodore June 3, 2021

dirty whapple

When you have anal intercourse, pull out, and whap her nipple

Me and my girl were doing anal and then I gave her a dirty whapple

by Kermpy May 21, 2016

dirty stash

After you eat a girl out and you have pussy juice on your mustache and it has little crusties on it.

I ate out Alisha and the next day a I had a dirty stash!

by Licker31 May 31, 2017

Dirty Mossy

Eating someones chewed up cheese from an uncooked pizza whilst recycling last years guy fawkes as a sex doll

I did a dirty mossy on the weekend

by Holdenmahairline July 3, 2021

Dirty Roswell

A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.

Damn bro my cheeks still hurt after I got done with my Dirty Roswell in the away team locker room.

by RealDilfDontDoThat June 25, 2022

Dirty Beckham

The act of inserting a child’s paddling pool into your friends anus only leaving the nozzle exposed and then aggressively blowing it up (by mouth) while you watch Ronnie Welsh milk his fathers penis using only his teeth.

I got so blazed last night at 4:20 that I totally did a dirty Beckham bruh

by Kevinstinks March 18, 2021