The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

Tristan syndrome

A waste of pengness

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019

hyperexamcrisis syndrome

It is a condition where you want to do everything before your exams except studying.

He has watched every video on youtube a day before a test. Surely a hyperexamcrisis syndrome.

by Ilúvatar420 December 26, 2020

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Reid-Duncan syndrome

A medical condition where one develops an oversized rectum or ass hole

Boy this Reid-Duncan syndrome is giving me fits!

by Hmp99 October 9, 2021

Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.

"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."

by Leppalimes August 20, 2018

Happilyeverafter syndrome

This is when things have been going wrong throughout your life and nearly nothing good has happened to you. It doesn’t mean you’re a princess or something like that. But in the end something good will finally happen likenin most fairly tales. A happily ever after.

Jim: “everything just goes wrong in my life.”
Sam: “Aw poor jimmy must have a case of happilyeverafter syndrome.”

by Lilisims98 May 24, 2018