shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

face clutter

To “clutter” the appearance of an empty face with accessories, hair, and interesting elements (e.g., glasses, bangs, jewellery)

“There’s something missing, maybe you could add some face clutter with glasses!”

by rhosierocks March 12, 2024

Face Fact

An insult made towards the face in the appearence of a fact.

'your face is so lame'
'ooo face fact!'

by High Deff February 18, 2009

face

The mess on the front of your head

Why does your face look like that

by Nebula465 February 22, 2023

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018