Drying the Dog

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.

James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…

by Ben-JammedyaMum October 15, 2024

Dog Wattage

Wattage of dog appearing against the wall of thermodynamics and air

Bailey has a high dog wattage!

by The info of animal January 24, 2021

chuck us a puff dog

Asking someone usually a friend for a Puff of a joint/ciggarete.

Chuck us a puff dog ya seig yoza WOOF!

by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

Soop Dog

The Alphabet Soop that teaches ghetto kids how to spell.

"Dude who taught you how to Spell?"

"SOOP DOG"

by pfi July 14, 2016

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Junkyard Dog

nickname for Karl Rove who has no college degree, is a college professor, and is considered the Michael Jordan of political consulting.

The junkyard dog sent out more direct mail than a local car dealership.

by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019