Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)

Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED

by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!

Hey dude wonna suck my face?

by Bish13 September 30, 2019

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016

Resting Eyebrow Face

The expression one sees on Anjali's face. Akin to the more famous moniker: the resting bitch face. It's also known as "the eyebrow crap"

Look, there comes Anjali with her resting eyebrow face !!

by VVJ December 16, 2019

naval face

When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.

He's got a case of the 'naval face'.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

stinging face fart

Girl sits on face farts directly up your nose sulfur burns sinuses eyes water may gag.

I was sleeping and some bitch gave me a stinging face fart.

by Dopeman 70 September 13, 2023