An individual who appears attractive and well-put-together externally but is, in reality, disorganized or unstable internally—whether emotionally, mentally, or in their personal life. It represents a paradox between outer appearance and inner chaos, blending the allure of a “hottie” with the dysfunction of a “hot mess.”
“She may look put-together, but trust me, she’s a hot potty through and through—her life and behavior are as messy as it gets.”
by RFrom215 October 19, 2024
Get the Hot Pottymug. by hot rocker June 2, 2022
Get the hot on my rockermug. by Seriously smoked August 31, 2022
Get the hot projectmug. My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
Get the Hot Crossed Schnitzelmug. After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
by Floor duh man November 30, 2024
Get the Hot Micmug. When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.
by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024
Get the Hot Twat Buffettmug. The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug.