humble-cock

humble but at times vary argent due to over self-confidence and at most times think they (know-it-all) mostly outcasts that have no story to tell in life and as well most likely politically left-leaning virgins, and think that they have a better understanding of life just because they don't fit social confirms and go agents the crowd (which they live by)

(ME): man the new I phone is cool. (humble-cock): "ew everyone has one what's the point I'm so edgy and think I know it all you are probably just buying it for the name because you have to show off to feel good about your self you think you are so cool wow nice daddy's money you probably have such a big cock"

(ME): Ok Humble-cock

by (92A) March 3, 2020

cock sucking hub stealer

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker

look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

by SUCC ME June 11, 2018

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.

Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Afrodaddy's cock

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus

I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

by NURSE HOLLY July 4, 2022