A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.
by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025
Get the Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson mug.Tempel ov Red Socks is for bad people.
by 77712DS December 23, 2025
Get the Tempel ov Red Socks mug.Related Words
soccer
• sock
• Soccer mom
• socialism
• society
• Sociopath
• socialist
• SOC
• SoCal
• social media
Black Majestology & Society is a Psychological Principles and Study Field Invented and Created by Werley Nortreus.
by Jacob Martinique December 31, 2025
Get the Black Majestology & Society mug.Black Majestology & Society is a Novel or Book by Werley Nortreus, the writer and author of many books and novels.
by Jacob Martinique December 31, 2025
Get the Black Majestology & Society (2026 Novel) mug.John: "I was on the bus headed to the comic store today when I saw like 8 homeless dudes hanging out outside the liquor store talking."
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
by TurksAgainstVapes January 13, 2026
Get the Liquor Store Social mug.A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
Get the Flat Ass Society mug.A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
Get the Flat Ass Society mug.