by 459395 February 22, 2022
Get the Doll facemug. When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."
After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.
by David Alto February 29, 2008
Get the Vanilla-Facedmug. by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023
Get the Take your face for a shitmug. noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.
by @mrkulci October 16, 2020
Get the noodle facemug. Relating to the fight in the canteen in the movie Face Off, with Nic Cage going completely nuts so he's left alone by the other prisoners. So basically, it's pretending to go insane in a situation where you feel threatened, so others won't abuse or harass you.
Did you hear what happened to Josh at the skateboard park last week? Three guys tried to take his skateboard so he did a total face off, smashed his board, and headbutted one of them. Now they won't even go back to the skateboard park, the losers.
by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015
Get the Face Offmug. I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean
Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean
Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face
That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess
I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face
That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess
I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 15, 2021
Get the Funny Facemug. The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.
by tangog32 December 6, 2020
Get the The Oueewww Facemug.